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I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I can't enjoy lemon slices in my tea or on my seafood anymore because lemon peels have been found to contain all kinds of nasty germs including feces. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose (although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot). I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck! I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelopethat needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can pump petrol without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.. And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda & Singapore and Uzbekistan. I no longer buy expensive cookies from Famous Amos since I now have their recipe. Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt. And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician... Have a wonderful day... Oh, by the way.... A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late...........Nowdays there are tons of advice on all of those cure and poisonoues stuff we encounter everyday. If we were to follow them... this is what is going to happen
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.
Well its true that i might not as handsome as omniknight, or as machoas roshan, but still, im at least 24 lvl better then ur current pudge.
I always try to be a good omniknight .I heals you when you hurt, GA and Repel ur ass when u are rushing alone into drow , rylai and lina with only 50 hp and a bunch of mana & hp potion in ur inventories which u never use.
U cant blame me if u get own by those chicks when my GA and Repel runs off man. I cant be ur support unit endlessly, wat do you think? i have infinite mana pool and no cooldown or sumthing?? I need to regen and Cooldown man.
Kept complaining that my hp is low, y mana not enough, wearing same old amours bla bla bla..
Hey man, how the hell am i goin to farm my items when you keep asking me to supporting ur ass while u keep rushing to the enemy without thinking...I need some private times to farm and earn man...Everytime when u get ur ass in trouble u expect me to be right beside u..hey girl..i cant always teleport to you once u Gangbang by some stunners or Invins. I aint no furion ok.
well at least give me like 30 min to farm alone for a boots of travels or sumthing.whenever i wanted to farm alone or gang bang with my teamates.....u will use ur imba cooldown shaman's shackles to shackle my neck...wth
U see ..u cant expect me to change my build as u like, i need proper planing and time to farm. FYI, i need 2200 gold to convert boots of speed to boots of travels.Give me some space and time!!
Fighting with you is like fighting with mega creeps with all the raxes down, it never end man.. it keep on coming and it gets stronger and stronger and it grows FATTER as well...juz like sometimes i juz wish that i can have Faceless void's Timestop to freeze of our first 3 days.....
which i barely remeber....
Anyway, what i hate the most about u ....is that u have an imba ulti usage of Nerubian Weaver's Time Lapse..
Whenever we solve a problems... u will some how recreate and reconstruct the same old F-ing problems...its like whenever i heal u.. u Time Lapse... i heal again u, u Time Lapse again.. WTF man... u endless low hp faggotz.... y cant u juz heal up and stop the gay ulti... it kinda waste my mana u know...
Sometime i juz wish to suicide bomb my self into enemy rather then keep on healing u...
luckily i met this guy call Enigma,we came out a plan which he can help me to ditch u in a hole call "black hole" and so u will be gone for eternity...
too bad its was a fail attempt... it looks like enigma's black hole cant suckup own alied... damn i tot she's an enemy...
the only option now is either i leave the game or i Pull the Plug... but too bad.. being a leaver will spoil my name and my stats... should i PP?? well... i aint getting ban just becoz a noob... so hows suppose to do this shit??
while i planing to solve her out ... a fat ass pudge actually hook her out from my sight and solve all my problems.. on top of it all, he said "FRESH MEAT!"i replied "LOL, yeah rite...anyway thanks man!...oh ya... Rot to hell b****!!"
I have been reading and reading and memorizing and understanding the MLC for the last few weeks. I now know how exactly Alvin feels, two days ago, i only slept 4 hours and continue to study each time i have the chance. And if i did not recall wrongly, alvin's requirement is minimum 5 hours of study (correct me if i am wrong) and trust me.... this is really sickening. I now really know how he must have felt. I am seriouslly trying my best and if this does not work still..... I have nothing to say but to change course to graphic designing.
